Screen Shot of My Greatest Life Accomplishment to Date

Posted on: 29 July 2008 /
Categories: Self Promotion, video games

rock band gouge away leaderboard screen shot killweasel

I mean, think about it, there have only ever been, in the whole history of humanity, 255 people who have ever scored higher playing guitar on Gouge Away on the XBox 360 version of Rock Band than me.

I rule.

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6 comments

  • telkontar

    Unless there’s a Number Zero on the list, there are only 254. You tied! You tied!

  • bkdunn

    I’m assuming Rock Band has a useful tie-breaker system in place so that there are, in fact, invisible tenths of points floating around in there. Can’t imagine any game publisher would take a short-cut by not more accurately indicating an *actual* tie…

  • telkontar

    I do not know the popularity or user numbers for Blurst’s Raptor Safari, but after speaking with the BKD by phone, I logged on and scored the 36th highest score ever. It is a bit unnatural since the 5 million point move was killing a raptor by “throwing” another raptor 1200.86 meters. I do not know how it happened, but I was skillful enough to put me in a position where I could make a 5 million point throw.

    Of course, driving a jeep and killing velociraptors is far more impressive than any feat of pop music. I rule.

  • Roberta

    I’m too negative. I would think: wow, no matter how well I perform, there are 255 more people with more time or more talent than me. If you’re not first your last. Who said that?

  • telkontar

    The man who trains with live cougars said that –gotta admire the training technique. Talladega Nights.
    There are only 35 persons better than I was on that singular night.